Recession: 55 fiction#4

Recession



Doctor: Don’t worry. This recession has brought several other people like you into depression...Have you not read the book “Be happy”? Read and take my prescribed medicines...You would get better soon...


Patient: I don’t think this book would help me...


Doctor: why?


Patient: Because I am the author of this book...




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Comments

Hilarious and quite innovative
@ Mahesh
You copied my words :(
@ Amit
I enjoyed it...Bring it more...the 55fictions and laughter this recession! We all need it :)

Cheers!
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"The deepest need of men is not food and clothing and shelter, important as they are. It is God. We have mistaken the nature of poverty and thought it was economic poverty. No, it is poverty of soul, deprivation of God's recreating, loving peace. Peer into poverty and see if we are really getting down to our deepest needs, in our economic salvation schemes. These are important. But they lie farther along the road, secondary steps toward world reconstruction. The primary step is a holy life, transformed and radiant in the glory of God."

Thomas R. Kelly, A Testament of Devotion, page 123.

Our economic recession began in a recession of the soul. If our hearts were filled with the Holy Spirit, we would be so freed from financial foolishness that we would not have established lifestyles, personally and nationally, that we now know are practically unsustainable, politically divisive, economically backward and perhaps even militarily risky.

The most relevant message to our nation today, and to ourselves, is personal repentance, confession of sin, newness of life and hope in the gracious promises of God in Christ.
Kay said…
haha....i like that! :)
Mustaf said…
Ho ho ho...that was so true...so much difference when we preach and when it comes to practice by ourself :(
Anonymous said…
ha ha ha....
maza aa gaya..
phodu!!

(will read rest of ur posts soon, don't want to miss out any!!
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hahaha. nice lighter one.
@Mahesh
Thanks a lot buddy... :)


@Rachana
Thank you very much..
will bring such more..keep visiting..


@kay
Thanks a lot.. :)

@mustaf
Thanks a lot :)
Yeah..this is message I want to convey through it...:)


@RSV..
Thanks a lot :)
Glad that u liked it...
Missing ur wonderful posts...:)


@Sathish
Thanks a lot dear..:)


Cheers!!
@Bharathi
Thanks a lot pal :)
Cheers!!
BK Chowla, said…
How do you come up such superb ideas and stories?
Unknown said…
ha..ha..very funny one amith.... very funny indeed...
Anonymous said…
This was really a good one...
:D


shilpa
- Sugar Cube - said…
lol good one..more like a joke
hahahaha. good one. I had a good laugh:-)
@Chowla ji..
Thanks a lot for ur encouraging comment.. :)


@Shankar
Thanks a lot buddy

@Shilpa
Thanks a lot :)


@Sugar-Cube
Thanks a lot...:)
@Butterfly Thoughts
Thanks a lot... :)


@Roshmi
Thanks a lot:)


@Ekam
Thanks a lot.. :)

Cheers to all!!
Very refreshing humour indeed...
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