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There is nothing to be serious.


All the jokes are excerpted from OSHO-WORLD magzine. While reading , i have come across some beautiful lines about seriousness...

1.Seriousness is a disease.

2.There is nothing to be serious.

3.Only idiots are serious.

 

Ø      Mulla Nasrudin and his wife were sitting on a bench in the park one evening just at dusk. Without knowing that they were close by, a young man and his girl friend sat down at a bench on the other side of a hedge.Almost immediately, the young man began to talk in the most loving manner imaginable."He does not know we are sitting here," Mulla Nasrudin's wife whispered to her husband. "It sounds like he is going to propose to her. I think you should cough or something and warn him.""WHY SHOULD I WARN HIM?" asked Nasrudin. "NOBODY WARNED ME."

           Ø      "We want a responsible man for this job," said the employer to the applicant, Mulla                   Nasrudin.   

            "Well, I guess I am just your man," said Nasrudin.

           "NO MATTER WHERE I WORKED, WHENEVER ANYTHING WENT WRONG,              THEY TOLD ME I WAS RESPONSIBLE, Sir."

         Ø      Mulla Nasrudin complained to the doctor about the size of his bill.

              "But, Mulla," said the doctor, "You must remember that I made eleven visits to your                      home  for you."
             "YES," said Nasrudin, "BUT YOU SEEM TO BE FORGETTING THAT I                                     INFECTED THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD."

Comments

Vikram Karve said…
Glad to know you too are a Mulla Nasrudin fan.

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